Injuries Sustained Thus Far in the Garden
- Abrasions
- Back spasm
- Bruises
- Chased by bees
- Cuts
- Dog poop on bare foot (what was the dog doing there???)
- Faceful of mulch
- Fertilizer assault
- Mulch wedged under figernails a la Viet Cong
- Pulled muscle
- Scratches on face
- Shin bruise
- Thorn holes in fingers (from hated roses)
- Trashcan attack
- Wrist issues from crappy trowel
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