Three Questions

In the last five minutes my kids have asked me the following three questions:

1) While standing in front of an open refrigerator, where a LARGE bag of peaches sits on the top shelf, my 9 year old son hollars to me in the next room, "Mom! Where are the peaches?"

2) My 5 year old daughter asks me, "Mom! Will you wipe my bottom?"

3) Again, my daughter after washing her hands and standing in front of the towel rack lined with four fresh, clean, fluffy towels, "Mom! Where are the towels?!"

Apparently I have failed to instill some crucial skill in these children. Now they have fodder for future theapy.